Is there a Cambridge Vacuum Pumping Club?

QUESTION:

My friend Arnold has a very small Penis, he would like to enlarge it by using Vacuum Pumping. He is a laughing stock amoungst all the girls he has tried it with. He's sick of being refered to as 'maggot' 'shorty' and 'Minich' He would like to enjoy this vacuum pumping in the company of other little men. Arnold is not concerned about cost, having recently inherited 3.6m from his Father's goat tethering company. Please could any of you point him in the right direction... It wont mean that you have a small penis, or that you are married to a man with a small penis, if you help. It will just look that way.
lots of thanks in advance.

ANSWER:

Bloody ell - if your friend is planning on using a vacum pump system such as that I'd be worried. How would he carry around something so huge in order to make use of in the company of others? That thing would probably be the size of a house.
Forget it! He'll only finish up with something he'll need to cart around in a wheelbarrow.


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